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U.S.A. Titanic

U.S. A. Titanic June 12, 2017 Assaulted by late-night heartburn, I tossed and turned. Visions of the Titanic played on the movie screen of my psyche--and then, I had a moment of clarity. Titanic is an almost perfect analogy for this Presidential administration. The Republicans in power are the crew of the ship. They are the ones with the keys, the keepers of the protocol, and the rules, which they can/do change in order to promote their mission to cater to the whims of their First-Class passengers, those with the wherewithal to afford a cruise on the most luxurious vessel of the age. They could pay to play, just like the one percent of today. Assigning a role to Trump, I considered Bruce Ismay, the White Star Line executive who was hellbent on winning the race across the Atlantic, willing to sacrifice safety to increase his notoriety. Next, I thought that maybe he is more like Cal Hockley, Rose’s crass nouveau-riche fiance, who collected  fine artwork, including Rose, to
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I Love Irony!

And somehow irony usually involves food. Case in point: after my son's basketball game, we decided to indulge in the naughty pleasure of a trip to the Golden Arches, aka Mickey D's,( or to those who are purists-- McDonald's.) Okay, I rationalized it this way--I found a coupon for a FREE Southern Chicken Sandwich in my mailbox in the teacher's lounge. (Wow! One of the many perks of being an educator.) It expires tomorrow. I was determined not to miss out on the deal of the century,like I so often do; so we loaded up the van and we moved to Mickey D's. (For some strange reason, the Beverly Hillbillies theme got stuck in my head. Sorry.) Cutting to the chase... While we were gobbling our fast food delights, the flat screen TV in the "dining room" of our very tastefully designed McD's (rich cherrywood paneling, stainless steel chairs, rust, forest green, violet color scheme) was tuned to CNN, where the story of the hour was something like "The Kill
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No Politician Left Behind

I think I have a cure for the political taint on the educational system! I think we should require all candidates for public office, from the lowliest posts in local government (like school board members) all the way to the White House, to take and pass the mandated state achievement tests. Wouldn't it be interesting to see the results?
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Help! (Part Deux)

We called my daughter at ASU the other night, just to chat. She sounded strange, giddy and loopy (so not like her.) Turns out, it's about 10 p.m. on a school-night and she has (horror of horrors) a BOY in her room! Not only that, but this BOY, this potential thief of my 17 year-old (She turns 18 this upcoming Wed.) daughter's innocence, has the bad sense to pipe up with obnoxious remarks in the background. And then it happened--I spoke to my daughter in a terse, disapproving tone. "What's the matter, Mom?" "I will speak to you at another time," I fairly hissed through clenched teeth. I don't know whether to cringe in fear, or giggle uncontrollably. I think I was channeling my mother! Scarier still, I think I sort of understand Mom now. Help!
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Help!

Why am I crying out for help, you ask? Well, my baby,(who will be turning 18 soon) is packing up most of her earthly belongings and going off to (gulp!) college. True, her university of choice is a mere 30-45 minutes away by car (depending on the traffic), but, this is like that tottering first step she took when she was a little over a year old. I'm rejoicing in her accomplishment, but dreading the fact that she will toddle away without my steadying hand. Yet, I know that I've done my job as best I could, and that not only will she walk with confidence, but run out and meet her future with that same unbounded enthusiasm. There is so much more I can say, but I don't want to embarrass her since I know she will be reading this (when she should probably be finishing up her packing. Back to work, young lady!) I just want her to know that I'm proud of her and the choices she's made, and that I can't wait to watch her make that next tottering step towards adulthood. G
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Watching the Travel Channel/Food Network

For some strange reason, I love watching those travel shows where the host eats his/her way through a vacation (for want of a better description) spot. (Because, to be real,not many people would want to vacation in some of the locations that the hosts visit, let alone eat some of the things they eat.) Last night it was Anthony Bourdain, the culinary world's bad-boy. He was chowing down across Texas, with a few swings into Mexico. Some of the street food there had my mouth watering--real tacos with lots of beef and cilantro in handmade corn tortillas, to name just one example. The most intriguing part of the episode was his visit to a Sushi restaurant in Laredo. Now, I abhor raw fish (ick--the texture makes me gag,) so the beautifully presented sushi wasn't the thing that intrigued me. The fact that it was run by a Chinese woman and the chefs were Mexican, that was it. I find p
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Still More Burning Questions (Or at least One)

6.) (?) Have you seen the commercial with the elephant who borrows his handler's Mastercard and buys comfort items to help him through his cold? At first I thought, "How heartwarming and cozy!" But then...it started to bother me. It was way too easy for that elephant to breeze throught the shops, pick up his purchases, and wave his handler's Paypass at the register. Nobody thought it was odd to have an elephant in the store, nobody asked him for I.D. Doesn't that bother you? In future, when visiting elephants at the zoo or the circus, keep an eye on your wallet, and especially your Mastercard. And be suspicious, very suspicious, if you recieve a statement which includes a huge peanut purchase. But, seriously, doesn't the idea of a Paypass unnerve you?
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Burning Questions (continued)

I think I was up to 4.) Has technology made our lives easier, or just a helluva lot more complicated? Sure, I'm happy that I don't have to haul our dirty laundry down to the stream and beat the clothes against a rock to get them clean and April fresh. But, with the advent of the electric washing machine and dryer, people realized they could have more clothes, since washing didn't take a whole day. More clothes--more laundry! Oh, and did I mention the need for more and larger closets? In order to buy homes with more and larger closets, more income is needed. To get more income, the women have to join the workforce, which in turn, leaves things, like laundry, to pile up until someone has a chance to address them... Which leads me to... 5.) Are women really better off now than they were, say, a hundred years ago? If I were to answer that now (remember, irritable is the word o
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Burning Questions

First of all, the questions are burning because it's 115 degrees fahrenheit out there and pretty much everything is burning: hands on the steering wheel, feet on the pavement, eggs on the sidewalk... I think you get it. Irritability is the word of the day, no, make that the word of the seaon. Now, about those QUESTIONS! 1.) Who decided that females should be smooth, hairless creatures? C'mon now! How unfair to those of us who can trace half of our genes to passengers who arrived at Ellis Island on a boat from Napoli?! Whoever made that decision, no doubt, founded a razor blade empire and laughed all the way to the bank, where a smooth, hairless blonde teller accepted his deposit, not knowing the anguish suffered by her Mediterranean brunette counterparts. 2.) Why is it that in great works of literature, an adulterous woman always suffers a slow, painful, torturous death, usual
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"Dirty" Words

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June 12, 2007 - Tuesday Mud, grime, mold, mildew, dust--certainly no one will argue that these are "dirty" words. Heck! Watch any amount of daytime television to ascertain that fact. Advertisers are smitten with those words and compel unsuspecting consumers to wage war against them with any number of new and improved products. But, I've come here to tell you about the "dirtiest" word of them all--and it has nothing to do with the opposite of clean. (Or sex.) Are you ready? Can you handle it? Brace yourself! It's summer. The kids are out of school. I am out of school. I have all the time in the world (in between swim practice, basketball practice, the teen volunteer program at the library, etc.)t
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And Then the Floor Drops Out From Under You!

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May 28, 2007 - Monday Just when you think that things are going your way... Just when you think it's safe to go back in the water (cue the theme from "Jaws")... Just when you're starting to feel just a tad comfy with that big employment move you're about to make... (Theme music crescendos!) The ride starts spinning faster and faster and faster. Your cheeks are doing their best to slide off your face. You can't move your head. That hot dog is inching its way back up your esophagus. You're pinned to the back wall. (Sound fx--CRUNCH! Simulating a well-placed shark bite.) And then the floor drops out from under you! (SCREEEAM!) (DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE MIXED METAPHORS?) That's sort of how I f
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My Muse is on Vacay

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May 19, 2007 - Saturday My muse might be on "vacay", but I'm not. To loosely quote the Stanley Tucci character from "The Devil Wears Prada"--I'm girding my loins. This upcoming week, mes amis, is going to be, how you say, a bitch! It's the last week of yet another school year. Okay, I know, I'm a teacher. I get the summer off, sort of. (And yes, I know, your 6th grade teacher told you never to end a sentence with a preposition, but I'm allowed to because. Well, just because. There, I broke a few more rules. Sue me!) But, it's the only way we keep our sanity. Back to this upcoming week...grades are due in the computer by Tuesday afternoon. I still have stacks of papers and projects
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"300" a Chick Flick?

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April 16, 2007 - Monday Okay, it was my birthday. We had 2 free movie tickets courtesy of Safeway (you know, buy ten overpriced frozen items during promotion time and you earn "free" movie tickets.) So, after stuffing our faces at dinner, we cruise over to the movie theater without a plan. "300" was one of the few movies that I wanted to see--the trailer was intriguing--so that was our pick. I always enjoy a good epic. But "300" is not just an epic--it's an epic with wall-to-wall genuine, original (at least I hope they were't computer generated) hot-bodied men, with well-defined six packs and rippling thigh muscles. Not only that, but Gerard Butler, the actor playing King Leonidas, has
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