And Then the Floor Drops Out From Under You!

May 28, 2007 - Monday



Just when you think that things are going your way...
Just when you think it's safe to go back in the water (cue the theme from "Jaws")...
Just when you're starting to feel just a tad comfy with that big employment move you're about to make...
(Theme music crescendos!)

The ride starts spinning faster and faster and faster. Your cheeks are doing their best to slide off your face. You can't move your head. That hot dog is inching its way back up your esophagus. You're pinned to the back wall. (Sound fx--CRUNCH! Simulating a well-placed shark bite.)
And then the floor drops out from under you! (SCREEEAM!)

(DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE MIXED METAPHORS?)

That's sort of how I feel--a victim of mixed metaphors. Somebody "stole" the job that was promised to me. So, now I can either go back with my proverbial tail between my legs and ask for my old position back, or take a gamble and try my luck once more. HELP!

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